Alternative Fathers’ day

Dad

Happy fathers day to My Dad
I like you sometimes but others you’re bad

Memories of Dad I like to keep
Are those of you when you’re asleep.

At this time you are nice and quiet
Not causing all your usual riots

Angry shouting, a rant and rave
Some times Dad I think you’re brave

Retirement home we soon will choose
If you can’t cut down on the booze

Remember when you are in there
That’s the end of all you beer

Dad when you’re gone you will be missed
But at least I know you won’t be pissed 

So please stop drinking give it a rest
And then my Dad will be the best